Best Advice For Denying a Proposition.

So I'm chillin with my friend Lindsay, pictured below, and we start this convo about what to do when girls want the digits and we just don't wanna give 'em up! I was telling her that I typically don't want to hurt their feelings so I usually give up my phone number, although begrudgingly. Our friend gave us some stellar advice...not so much! Her theory was to give them the wrong phone number; a totally crazy idea due to the fact that the next time you run into the beotch, she's gonna asked why some dude from Zimbabwe answered the phone. But Lindsay, dear Lindsay, nailed it on the head! She said when the beotches be knocking and she doesn't want to answer, she simply programs their number as "fuck no," "hell no," "shit no," "God no," shall I go on or do we all get the point? Since you can't program in "fuck no" over and over again, she has to keep switching up the names. She seems to get a lot of numbers...I better take some lessons!

KCROW